VATICAN ROMP ROCKS RATINGS / Nun-Justice Triumphs!

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"Boys in black dresses
With red satin sashes,
Scold and conde-emn
Those whom the Pope bashes.

Sycophant minions
Protecting their bling,
These are a few of the
Scandalous things.

Living the Gospel,
The nuns find sufficient.
“Not so-o,” says La-aw,
Far from munif'cent.

Work with the poor
And the sick is okay,
But actions count less
Than the words you must say.

Dolan, Sartain, Burke, Rigali,
Now I'm feeling mad.
Confess and acknowledge
The scandal you bring;
Then I won't feel so bad!

Obey bishops blindly
Because they're authentic
Teachers of faith, and of
Morals, sex-centric.

Absolute power,
Corruption it brings,
These are a few of the
Scandalous things.

Afraid of women,
But not little boys.
Rape and exploit them;
They're just your toys.

Cov'ring up felonies,
Bishops don't sing.
These are a few of the
Scandalous things.

Dolan, Sartain, Burke, Rigali,
Now I'm feeling mad.
Confess and acknowledge
The scandal you bring;
Then I won't feel so bad!

Being transparent
Is not for princes.
Money, corruption,
This stance evinces.

Just blame the butler
For exposing your sin.
These are a few of the
Scandalous things.

Boys in black dresses
With red satin sashes,
Scold and conde-emn
Those whom the Pope bashes.

Sycophant minions
Protecting their bling,
These are a few of the
Scandalous things.

Dolan, Sartain, Burke, Rigali,
Now I'm feeling mad.
Confess and acknowledge
The scandal you bring;
Then I won't feel so ba-a-a-ad!"