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| A "LITTLE" HUMOR FROM OUR FRIEND MIKE RICCI UP THERE/OVER THERE IN CANADA---GO IRISH--- |
A man
suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
The
store clerks called an ambulance when they saw him collapse to the
floor.
The
paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had
emergency
Open
heart bypass surgery.
He
awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at
the
Catholic
Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a
clipboard
Loaded
with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going
to
Pay
for his treatment.
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He
replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The
nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
Do you
have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked
the
Irritated
nun.
He
said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns
are married to God."
The
patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my
brother-in-law."
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